i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

(Source: yovahkiin, via soccerloveuswnt)





His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD

This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets

Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥

What the fucking shit

(Source: angryblackman, via babydykkke)

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Cats in some motherfuckin scarves I know it’s fall now

(Source: catblrr, via meant-to-live-for-so-much-more)

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kissing is great

but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel

(via babydykkke)

Ella Masar
- Top 9 webshow outfits + Arm porn

(Source: captainkessi, via shadowofadamagedheart)

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